Another PPV

Summer Slam Predictions

Match #1: Chris Benoit vs Orlando Jordan (United States Title)
Winner: Benoit makes him tap and wins the strap

Match #2: Eugene vs Kurt Angle
Winner: Kurt makes him tap and reclaims his gold medals

Match #3: Rey Mysterio vs Eddie Guerrero (Ladder Match)
Winner: Eddie is my papi, and he will finally defeat Rey

Match #4: Matt Hardy vs Edge
Winner: Matt Hardy V1-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Match #5: Undertaker vs Randy Orton
Winner: The Legend Killer

Match #6: John Cena vs Chris Jericho (World Title)
Winner: Cena

Match #7: Batista vs John Bradshaw Layfield (WWE Title, No Holds Barred)
Winner: Batista

Match #8: Hulk Hogan vs Shawn Michaels
Winner: Hulkamania

This PPV looks pretty good on paper, mostly thanks to the Raw side of the card. Basically, nobody gives a crap about the Benoit-Jordan match and the Batista-JBL match. Other than that, the rest of the matches should be pretty good. I’m still wondering how the hell Orlando Jordan got into this PPV lineup when guys like Shelton, Big Show, Kane, Carlito, Christian, Booker T, Viscera, and Paul London are apparently not on the show. And I suspect that this is the first time ever that no tag titles will be defended at a Summer Slam PPV, which just goes to show how pathetic the tag division is right now. But on the bright side, at least we won't have to sit through a crowd-killing Rob Conway or Chris Masters match.